RULES OF GOLF

I'm traveling today, with little time for a blog, but thought I'd put up these Rules Of Golf I found online years ago:

* Golfers who claim they don't cheat, also lie.

* If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while the foursome ahead is still putting out, you have two options: you may immediately shank a lay-up or you may wait until the green is clear and top a ball halfway there.

* The less skilled a player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.

* The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of the one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all your errors.

* If it ain't broke, try changing your grip.

* It's not a gimme if you're still away.

* Everyone replaces his divot after a perfect approach shot.

* A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent's luck.

It's surprisingly easy to hole a 50-foot putt when you lie 10.

* Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut.

HEARD ANY GOOD ONES LATELY?